xHamster Traffic Mysteriously Spikes +33%

In what we can only imagine was a worldwide outbreak of extreme thirst, traffic on xHamster surged 33% yesterday, lasting over two hours. Users from over 25 countries poured into xHamster, combing through countless videos. As a swarm, it was nearly Biblical.

What could it possibly be, we wondered? Either way, we were happy to welcome the flood of new users making xHamster their new heart of all things erotic.

Like a good lover, we're always up. So next time yours lets you down, remember — xHamster's always here to help you out!

Thirstily Yours,

The xHamster Team