The Earth Can’t Wait — So Masturbate!

Today is Earth Day, so we thought it’d be cool to share some Earth-conscious masturbation tips with you.

After all, we want pheromones rising, not oceans!

So today, let’s practice ways of rewarding our own nature, while preserving Mother Earth.

Remember that masturbation releases dopamine and endorphins, and happy people are less prone to marketing tricks. Masturbate now and start buying responsibly!

So get down (to Earth!) and enjoy your self-pleasure!
Share your ideas about conscious masturbation in the comments below!

Environmentally yours,
The xHamster Team